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Unwrap My Package

by Future Idiots

X-M@$ 02:29


Unwrap My Package is a Christmas album that can be described as shameless, adolescent and regressive. At least that's what the reviewers like to call it. I personally like to define the album as Holiday spirit with a hard-on.

If that doesn't adequately detail the album enough for you. Let me explain it this way. Nearly every band that's around long enough will inevitably try and take a stab at covering popular Christmas carols. Well, this EP goes a slightly different route. Instead of covering the standard Jingle Bells-like fare, it contains original holiday material like 'Virginity For Christmas' and 'Unwrap My Package'. A double whammy of originality that's just bound to entertain and unite families for generations to come.

These original holiday contributions are blessedly mixed with a handful of cover songs that were performed by musical legends like Blink 182, The Ramones and NOFX.

In other words, it's a Punk Rock Christmas.


released December 18, 2012

'Virginity For Christmas' was written by Dave Berry & Mark Haas of (Tube of Crickets).


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